your average volunteer, vegetarian, eco-novice, political enthusiast, and rookie cyclist among a trillion other things.

Tinder

Embarrassingly enough,

I recently joined this Tinder thing. I’m not only wasting my life away on here (mind you, I have a 7-page final due at midnight that I have yet to start), but I’m also stooping down to the level of judging men exclusively by their physical appearance (and bios). Sad and superficial as it may be, it has actually served some purpose. Mostly to reinforce my utter disdain for Miami culture. It’s interesting that most men on there specify being a “gym rat,” or being a raver of sorts, or shapes their beard to resemble Wolverine. One guy went as far as specifying his preference for fake breasts and provided the justification, “just being honest, you can blame Miami.” As usual, the transplants, particularly from the Midwest, always happen to have the more witty biographies and more seemingly pleasant personalities… and pictures with shirts on… and dull colored pants on. See how judgmental this has made me? 

It’s also an interesting thing that men feel the need to specify their height but not their political allegiance. That would certainly matter more significantly… to me at least. Oh, and who cares what your Instagram username is? Am I supposed to just search through a wider selection of pictures of you and your whistle at Ultra? Us millenials… we do the most interesting things… Oh, and goodness, how many of my real life acquaintances must be swiping left and right. At least I won’t ever find them!

But I digress. I’m going to start this paper on Crimea now…

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7 hours ago

And it takes no time to fall in love
But it takes you years to know what love is
It takes some fears to make you trust
It takes those tears to make it rust
It takes the dust to have it polished

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3 days ago
Lottery of Birth documentary on queue(click-through link on image)

Lottery of Birth documentary on queue
(click-through link on image)

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3 days ago
sierra hotel india tango i almost got it down, people!

sierra hotel india tango
i almost got it down, people!

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4 days ago
haven’t been back a full 24 hours…

haven’t been back a full 24 hours…

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5 days ago
The Shameful Truth About the Naked Juice Lawsuit Settlement →

The general public has been severely uninformed about the true details of the Naked Juice class action lawsuit settlement. Troubling details have not been told.

**I’m just going to personally grow everything I consume**

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1 week ago
GET SHIT DONE, AMERICA

GET SHIT DONE, AMERICA

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1 week ago
Happy Nat’l Volunteer Week!

Presidential Proclamation by the man himself: 

"Through countless acts of kindness, generosity, and service, Americans recognize that we are all bound together — that we move this country forward by giving of ourselves to others and caring for those around us. Every day, Americans carry forward the tradition of service embedded in our character as a people. And as we celebrate National Volunteer Week, we embrace our shared responsibility to one another and recommit to the task of building a more perfect Union."

Happy Nat’l Volunteer Week!

Presidential Proclamation by the man himself:

"Through countless acts of kindness, generosity, and service, Americans recognize that we are all bound together — that we move this country forward by giving of ourselves to others and caring for those around us. Every day, Americans carry forward the tradition of service embedded in our character as a people. And as we celebrate National Volunteer Week, we embrace our shared responsibility to one another and recommit to the task of building a more perfect Union."

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1 week ago

If Walmart Paid Its Employees a Living Wage…

Y’all get it now!?

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1 week ago
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